inspiring:

mom that cigarette pack you found in my bag??? its a metaphor

juilan:

See this joint? It’s a metaphor. A metaphor that’s going to get me high as fuck.

Anonymous:
V?

My best friend is my girlfriend Ashley ♥♡♥

Anonymous:
O!

My one wish would be for everyone in the world to find true and absolute happiness

drunkdilf:

isn’t it weird to think that most people you know had sex? that cute old lady sitting next to you on the bus? prob choked on a dick at one point in her life

(Source: cyberho)